Choice on the telly right now: some AFL meat heads bumping into each other in Brisbane or The Richard of Oz ... Hey, that reminds me of that website The Wizard of Oz, youse should have a squiz (slang alert). Easy choice for those of us bursting with masculine confidence as well as artistic sensitivity.
I loved this song when it was a modest hit back in the 80s. I think I was the only one though, as it invariably used to clear the dance floor whenever the DJ played it - leaving me and my black winkle pickers (or as my now-Chilean niece described them, Uncle Richard's clown shoes..)
[ In the style of Sir Michael Caine] "Not a lotta people know that this tambourine and happy-happy-joy-joy free ditty is actually about this much maligned dude:
FAO of all those nice people all over the world who can't help staring at my incessant fumbling, stumbling, stammering and shaking. Believe it or not, there is still a sentient being in there somewhere.
So maudlin today...
Making my way back to the land of the living... Hope my membership is still valid.
and finally.... "Peace out.."