Choice on the telly right now: some AFL meat heads bumping into each other in Brisbane or The Richard of Oz ... Hey, that reminds me of that website The Wizard of Oz, youse should have a squiz (slang alert). Easy choice for those of us bursting with masculine confidence as well as artistic sensitivity.


Winkle picker blues

I loved this song when it was a modest hit back in the 80s. I think I was the only one though, as it invariably used to clear the dance floor whenever the DJ played it - leaving me and my black winkle pickers (or as my now-Chilean niece described them, Uncle Richard's clown shoes..)