Well, who the hell does this Bligh character think he is?! Oh right yeah, the one who’s doubtless going to survive – be vindicated – and live on to laugh heartily at any other ordeal or yoke that might be thrown at him following this sobering end to a genuine friendship.
Still, no prizes for guessing which of the jolly sea dogs Muggins feels more akin to ….
[your time starts .. NOW! – CLUE: although he’s certainly a man behaving badly, he just doesn’t seem to have a lucky face]
[“Infamy, infamy !!” … et cetera ..]
Can’t believe my privacy has been breached!!
No idea how Huawei can possibly benefit from breaking into my old Gouda school database, which I think was fashioned from two old Frisian clogs, some broken mirrors and a schmoke and a pancake, just to embarrass Muggins ..
Oh well, not to worry .. She’ll be right.
I’m out of here, have a great weekend. And don’t forget to remain docile, worthy and compliant if you absolutely have to step out and use up your allocated civic 15mns of neighbour shaming.
I would have happily tried to go against the (my own) grain and try to submerge into the grey pointy finger brigade, that odd half-conscious latent fetish dream of even the most accomplished affluent ‘working man’s friend’ to invoke the goose stepping Big Boys who are going to come and brush them across their feverish little brows, telling them no longer to fret about how to account for their own ‘shameful’ privilege.
However, call me slightly underwhelmed at the prospect of having just very narrowly survived CorVid19 for reasons, which it seems are not really any kind of closely guarded foible .. dignity and decorum were the first two optional luxuries to go .. to find my escape even for a mere bloody weekend break to a nearby soothing sanctuary of some description thwarted not by any perceived moral posturing on the part of a national Conservative government but by the unnecessary, internationally-embarrassing squandering of what can only be described as a fairly bloody lucky fucking fair dinkum thank you -Tyranny of distance – thank you Mr Capable Christian PM with a brain and a backbone, yes it’s actually possible – getting away with being that Lucky Country once again courtesy of a freshly cooked batch of CorVid20 ..
I am already noting some of my secular chums relishing another stint, thinking perhaps that this one will be even better! Beam me up, Scotty.
….. …. The world is built on paradox upon paradox ……. …..